Christmas Candles - There's Some HO HO HO's In This House

The carol was never subtle and neither is this. "There's Some HO HO HO's In This House" goes to the household that decorates in November and has never once taken a family photo seriously.

Hand poured in the Signature Color jar with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas. White elephant, a neighbor round, the friend who owns four inflatable reindeer: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

• "There's Some HO HO HO's In This House" — on the Signature Color jar, spotted from the doorway
• Natural soy wax — plant-based, with a clean and even burn
• Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
• Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry over orange peel and brown sugar
• A 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours in it, enough for a whole season
• Cotton wick with no lead core, for a steady flame first light to last
• Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

White elephant, coworkers, the neighbors, your loudest aunt, a December housewarming, and the household nobody has ever accused of restraint.

Product Details

• Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
• Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
• Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
• Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
• Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Item: SC-1990-16

Scent

16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel & Brown Sugar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is a candle a safe white elephant pick when nobody knows the recipient?
A: A candle is one of the few white elephant gifts that works whoever unwraps it, because everybody has a shelf and nobody has to pretend about a size.

Q: Would this embarrass someone if they opened it in front of their team?
A: The joke is a pun on a Christmas carol, so it reads as cheeky rather than crude in most rooms. If the office skews formal, save it for the friend group.

Q: Can I reuse the glass jar for storage when the wax is gone?
A: The jar is real glass and washes clean with warm soapy water. It takes cotton pads, spare change, paper clips or a very small plant.

Q: Do Signature Color candles suit a house that is already full of decorations?
A: The Signature Color label is made to hold its own in a busy room rather than disappear into it. On a mantel or a bar cart the line stays readable.

Q: Where should I put a candle so guests notice it when they walk in?
A: An entry table or the first surface inside the door does the most work, because the scent meets people before the coats come off. Light it twenty minutes ahead.

Q: Are these candles made with soy wax or paraffin?
A: These are poured from natural soy wax, which is plant-based and burns cleaner than petroleum paraffin. The fragrance oils are phthalate free and the wick is cotton.