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A leaving-day desk drop, a secret santa, a gift for somebody you like but do not know well: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Retirement Forecast: Sunny With A Chance Of Golf\" — printed on a clear 9 oz jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBamboo Forest — bamboo, cypress and cedar, green and dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e45+ hours from a 9 oz jar, the size that suits a smaller shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.75\" across and 3.5\" tall, so it fits a bedside table or a bathroom windowsill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA desk drop on somebody's last day, secret santa, an office collection with a set budget, a neighbour retiring, a small thank you, and the colleague you like enormously and have never once been to lunch with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9 oz Jar | 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5\" 45+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e CW-2137-12\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e12. 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